CONFLICTING FEELINGS!

On the one hand, it’s awesome to be a seventeen year old with two jobs and a car (all be it my fathers car for the moment since mine went POOF). I’m very lucky and blessed to be employed and be able to take the next step into real life.

On the other…

working from 2:30 p.m. to 12:30 a.m. serving stupid fucking people WHO GET THEIR FUCKING PANTIES IN A BUNCH BECAUSE I PET A FUCKING DOG EVEN THOUGHT MONEY IS THE FILTHIEST THING ON THE PLANET AND I DIDN’T SEE YOU RUB HAND-SANITIZER ON AFTER HANDING ME THE FUCKING CASH YOU LOUD MOUTHED NEANDERTHAL and coming home smelling like french fries and ass kinda fucking sux.

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This is the night of Brandon breaking bad news to people…

Haha trolling people on the Breaking Bad tag.

I have no life

or friends

Please love me?

penishole:

Omfg

Fuck yo sad face.

penishole:

Omfg

Fuck yo sad face.

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chekhov:

rosa parkour

leaping over segregation

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did-you-kno:

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It looks like he’s gonna bitch slap the shit out of her

did-you-kno:

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It looks like he’s gonna bitch slap the shit out of her

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jakeroo asked: 1 and 25

1. Looking into someones eyes: Harder when saying your feelings or when having someones feelings explained.

When someone is talking about their feelings to me.

25. I’d be an Oscar Meyer Wiener. Cause then everyone would be in love with me.

jaisidree asked: 3, 25.

3. Plane crash: Who do you call/What do you say

I’d call the National Gaurd and tell them to catch me.

Anonymous asked: Do you ever have to shit so bad sometimes it makes your balls hurt?

Yes

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